Wardrobe malfunction

When I got in to work today I noticed I had two different pairs of shoes on. One brown and one black. Had to make a run to the Wal-Mart to buy some ugly (but both the same color) shoes.

Split my pants

It's funny how when you're in a hurry-everything goes wrong. This morning we all woke up late and i had to take my daughter Chloe to school, since she missed the bus.

Her school is fairly close, but it takes forever to get on the road, due to all the SUV-driving parents trying to do the same thing I was doing.

I must have gotten my back pocket caught on something beacause when I stopped at the gas station-RIIIP! I had split my pants! Thankfully, my coat covered most of it and I managed to not get arrested to exposing myself.